tieme-takeme:

Because everything has to be about my boobs

Are those even real
They’re like perfect little perky mounds
Wtf
How

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."

Bertrand Russell. Philosopher (via purplebuddhaproject)

I always say this because it tends to be true

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Times Square from above.

Omg this guy is crazy

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All dressed up with no where to go #slothlife

I’m also going to go and run off all my feelings for DL promptly

I probably should just stop trying with him all together. Don’t the best things happen when you’ve completely dropped all expectations, after all?

Drunken confessions don’t really mean much anyway, especially when they’re followed by stretches of sober indifference. 

"We have an emotional connection" bumbled in an ally way, followed by a "but I’m not ready" disclaimer notice is about as exciting as being the runner up for a million dollar prize; all you get is bragging rights and maybe a toaster oven. 

I’d much prefer being broke and humble than gassed up and anxious about an impossible future. 

Lmaooo didn’t Jenna Marbles do a whole youtube video on this ? 

Wikihow slays me

Like ‘hope for better reincarnation next time’ would be my top advice 

penis-hilton:

anustartpop:

ijustwannabreaktherules:

so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news

justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today

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wow this is probably the biggest thing to ever happen to her

I love marina and the diamonds she’s not trash like justin stfu

lms if u the hoe sibling

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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

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Even though sometimes I appreciate the easiness of having a guy on dial who will take care of me at those random drunk times, mostly I just get sad when I’m booty called . There’s just something so dehumanizing about men who you thought were friends trying to bag. Can at least one straight dude just stay platonic please I can’t I’m really struggling right now it hurts my heart and I’m overwhelmed. I’m not a mean person at heart and I’m kind of innocent emotionally so even though I know better than to believe anything a guy says on the phone at 2 am, there’s still a part of me that’s like “wow really you think that??”

I just want love and it’s cheapest in all the wrong, fallacious, tricky places .

pussylipgloss:

boys are dumb and they need guidance no offence 

http://pussylipgloss.tumblr.com/post/96244705268/cumomelet-supersmashkev-airrogance

cumomelet:

supersmashkev:

airrogance:

yung-disoriented-by-booty:

All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious

a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched

and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like

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"so what…

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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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