wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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dynastylnoire:

winner!

True 👏👏

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jessicachastains:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

THIS MOVIE LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE. I WATCHEDD IT WHEN I WAS 9 AND I LITERALLY REALIZED, I COULD LOOK LIKE THE BARBIE DOLLS I IDOLIZED IN CHILDHOOD IF I WANTED TO, AND STILL KICK THE SMART KIDS ASSES IN CLASS. AND MY GRADES WENT UP. AND I GOT INTO VERBAL GATE AND MATH PRIME—ADVANCED ‘GIFTED’ CLASSES. THIS MOVIE CHANGED MY LIFE. ELLE WOODS CHANGE MY LIFE. 

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LMAOLMAO

helping green peace ova here

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OMG THIS IS FAYE REAGAN MY FAVORITE PORN STAR EVER UGH and she did almost (if not all) shoots with her finace which is so darn romantic in a weird, voyeuristic way….I hate reblogging straight up porn gifs but this one was special. 

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blvckchlorophyll:

mag—gusta:

Proud of myself

I want to run away

I know it’s reckless and running from problems

But I can’t stand living in this town anymore, in my parents’ house

I’d rather be broke with Chrissy in California, smoking joints and doing what I want and writing poetry and not giving a fuck

I’d rather be a psuedo grown up than a mature adolescent too big for her britches

I need to get out 

"We try to love what cannot be tamed. Wild horses,
clear vodka in shapely bottles, angry men and the things
they carry. We have done what we could. They say
anything they can to justify leaving. That we are
always sad. That we have let our hearts burn out
for lesser things than them. They accuse us of being
too sad to love. We’re not sure where we’ve learned
this, to want the things we know we can’t have.
We put on a dress, any dress. Lick our black lips,
pin up our hair. We have learned to kiss boys
with our tongues in the dark. They say after,
there is fire in our breath when we sleep. Chances are,
we are all the same, riding high on velvet blue nights.
Our weaknesses have names and phone numbers,
addresses we can send anonymous letters to,
detailing our escape. We are praying for sixteen again,
for tulle and prom dresses and clear skin and boys
who still have to ask to hold our hands. They say
they can find us by our cheekbones, that they are
small, miraculous sources of light. We’re doomed
without our mothers. Sometimes we’re safe
but usually we’re not. The crime scene tape
should have been your first clue."

Kristina Haynes, “We Try to Love” (via fleurishes)

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"

"If we accept prostitution as ordinary work, then we should be able to speak about what the skills of prostitution are….

The ability to control your reflex to vomit.
The ability to restrain your urge to cry.
The ability to imagine your current reality is not happening.

These are the skill sets of prostitution. These are the skill sets necessary to perform what some people would like to see normalized as ‘sex work’.”

"

From Paid For: My Journey Through Prostitution by Rachel Moran, p 224-225 (via smashesthep)

That’s true…I still think it should be legalized, though. For safety/legality of the women in it. 

velveteen-queen:

gulping:

Rubeus Hagrid

this is the best 

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stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

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Partial Light Flower

You ruin me

I can’t talk to you anymore

You’re on my mind every day, all the time

Every day

I feel nauseous 

And I don’t want to ever talk to you again

I want to pretend I never met you and you never said all you said and I didn’t believe all of it and then didn’t analyze it question it rethink it

I can’t talk to you anymore

I can’t see you anymore

You make me nauseous

I see you in my dreams

And when I can’t cum, I think of you

But it’s pure

It’s not dirty like with everyone else

It’s love

Making love

It’s me

Making up something that’s not there

Drawing blood from a corpse;

Florence Nightingale on the morning after zombie apocalypse;

Cracking ribs and heaving O2 into crusty collapsing corpses 

I’m a flower from a temperate climate;

I only blossom in partial light

And I’m obsessed with your shadows.