#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME
THIS MOVIE LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE. I WATCHEDD IT WHEN I WAS 9 AND I LITERALLY REALIZED, I COULD LOOK LIKE THE BARBIE DOLLS I IDOLIZED IN CHILDHOOD IF I WANTED TO, AND STILL KICK THE SMART KIDS ASSES IN CLASS. AND MY GRADES WENT UP. AND I GOT INTO VERBAL GATE AND MATH PRIME—ADVANCED ‘GIFTED’ CLASSES. THIS MOVIE CHANGED MY LIFE. ELLE WOODS CHANGE MY LIFE.
(Source: fifthharmony, via 1strule2ndrule)
OMG THIS IS FAYE REAGAN MY FAVORITE PORN STAR EVER UGH and she did almost (if not all) shoots with her finace which is so darn romantic in a weird, voyeuristic way….I hate reblogging straight up porn gifs but this one was special.
I want to run away
I know it’s reckless and running from problems
But I can’t stand living in this town anymore, in my parents’ house
I’d rather be broke with Chrissy in California, smoking joints and doing what I want and writing poetry and not giving a fuck
I’d rather be a psuedo grown up than a mature adolescent too big for her britches
I need to get out
"If we accept prostitution as ordinary work, then we should be able to speak about what the skills of prostitution are….
The ability to control your reflex to vomit.
The ability to restrain your urge to cry.
The ability to imagine your current reality is not happening.
These are the skill sets of prostitution. These are the skill sets necessary to perform what some people would like to see normalized as ‘sex work’.”
From Paid For: My Journey Through Prostitution by Rachel Moran, p 224-225 (via smashesthep)
That’s true…I still think it should be legalized, though. For safety/legality of the women in it.
Partial Light Flower
You ruin me
I can’t talk to you anymore
You’re on my mind every day, all the time
I feel nauseous
And I don’t want to ever talk to you again
I want to pretend I never met you and you never said all you said and I didn’t believe all of it and then didn’t analyze it question it rethink it
I can’t talk to you anymore
I can’t see you anymore
You make me nauseous
I see you in my dreams
And when I can’t cum, I think of you
But it’s pure
It’s not dirty like with everyone else
Making up something that’s not there
Drawing blood from a corpse;
Florence Nightingale on the morning after zombie apocalypse;
Cracking ribs and heaving O2 into crusty collapsing corpses
I’m a flower from a temperate climate;
I only blossom in partial light
And I’m obsessed with your shadows.